OK , The Biography Bit

We did have a very long boring band history here , who met who , how why , where , what .  Do you really want to know , do you care ? About 3 people you've never met? But we got rid of it .

Anyways to cut things shortish we are a 3 piece who like hate music recorded on low quality cassette tapes , we can happily play out of time and out of tune , shout a lot and be generally angry about small things people say offhandedly (is offhandedly a word?) etc...

Yes we want to infuse your brain with all kinds of noisy shit , get you thinking about 'real' issues (this is the point where I would say 'stop you burying your fucking head in 'OK' magazine and all that crap' , but to be honest , I think if you were the kind of person who read that kind of TAT you wouldn't give a shite about anything 'real' and would certainly not be wasting important time reading this) anyone fancy starting a circle pit ? I want some Ben and Jerry's . Oh for dogshit's sake , I never use that string anyway .

Where was I ? ..... Oh THE band .... that's what claim to be , want to know our real history ? Contact us , we may reveal it all to you , or we may not . Did I mention I want some Ben and Jerrys ?